The average lifespan in the US has fallen 3 years in a row and is the same as the part of the UK with the worst average lifespan. With the destruction of the CDC and the removal of food safety inspections they keep attempting, I don’t think many of us will have to worry about it.
Besides, Berretas are cheap.
That was the implication. Somebody’s getting a blow job on my 65th birthday, and it sure as hell isn’t gonna be me.