TL;DR: Fucking exercise, bro. So good. Am I right?

They probably weren’t related. Directly.

You actually read the article on here? Respect!

Gotta be using a Ginzu brand knife or some shit. And kudos on the finger nail!

Assuming this dude is heterosexual, he’d be sandwiched between two big footed bitches in that bed. Solid!

Or the baby is suffocating underneath the sheets.

This makes an incredible amount of sense so I can’t imagine the Dutch understanding what you’ve written.

Thanks a lot Osama!

How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.

My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.

A true gentleman.

Chihuahuas are scary af. They could easily be on second or third.

This one made me feel sad for the recipient of this thrashing.

Mastiff been the biggest of the three authors.

That Wii controller had just the right shape too.

Pandicles

The teacher is obviously a fat fuck that dreams of more pi.

This map exactly coincides with the area where people’s feet are fast as lightning. Uncanny!

The “I’ll tell wut” killed me 🤣🤣🤣

And your eyeballs are the exposed part of your brain.