Go beat your own horse 🙄

Cooked chicken = me fed

Raw chicken = me ded

Auf Englisch heißt es ribs.

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My 5 year old son told me: “Ich hab dich lieb Daddy”

We only speak German at home, so it was out of no where and totally unexpected that he said Daddy instead of Papa.

English is my native tongue, so it was really a sweet surprise to here him say that. It hit me right in the heart strings.

This headline is so poorly written, that I had to take it to r/peterexplainsthejoke

He didn’t just drown in a lake. He went on a walk with his doctor, and they BOTH “drowned” in the lake.

This must be new, I remember the kings cave, but not the boat.

That is some men in black shit xD

Maybe take it to a pro, I wouldn’t trust myself to do it 😅

Oh man, that was good. Got any skooma?

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Yeah, but it’s only the coins. You’d understand what pain is after a German pegs you in the head without a €2 coin 🤕

Randy is in charge, be prepared to die from 1000 cat bites

Is it by chance also available in German? My son would love this, but he doesn’t yet speak English

Well let me stop you there. His opinion on anything was shit that didn’t deserve a moment of time, due to the fact he was a pedo. Better Mr Fish?

Edit: Mr Fish: “I’m just saying I wouldn’t mind hearing what Jeffery Epstien would say over the Clean Air Act.”

This is so good. With this as a book cover, I would instantly pick the book up.

The dude was a pedo, so who knows what really went on inside his noggin.

A Comm for History is good and so is History Porn

Yeah it went from taxi driver jokes to terrorist jokes