Program sucks at something it was not designed to do.

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Mein N64 ist gestorben gerade als ich Majora’s Mask spielen wollte :'(

The term derives from the […] Latin word privus or perhaps privo that meant […] an individual without an office.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_(rank)

The requirements have always been the same. Only now they’re reflected more accurately in your docs.

That sounds like something that would be apparent from the get-go, no?

Some dialects of German have this, too.

That counterargument is stupid. Apples have been known since ancient times (in the old world) while potatoes had to be imported from the new world. If they were the same, then their common ancestor would have to have traveled with the first Africans to leave for the Americas way before the invention of agriculture 10000BC.

The key is to not reassign function names to local variables.

const print = obj.toString
print() // gives you a bad time

These indicators help in troubleshooting. If the indicator says the device should be swiveling, but doesn’t swivel, you know it’s broken. If there’s no indicator, you might think you’re just too stupid to put it in swiveling mode.

Old-fashioned switches, of course, solved this problem without LEDs.

Someone on the design team heard that squircles are the latest shit and put zero thought into implementing them.

Trying to keep up with you

1. No error messages, ever. Because apparently users hate information with all their heart and are at risk of burning down cities if they ever find out what the fuck went wrong with an application.
2. Disappearing scroll bars

That’s me in the spotlight

Yes, way better. Thanks!

I think OP was going for fiction.

You just don’t know how much to eat.

I was taught that. I learned driving in Germany, though.

Ugh. Why did ‘yellow text on white background’ not strike the creator of this as a bad idea?

Doesn’t matter if the mechanism that checks the repo and sends the trigger message to the runner is down.

The fewer magic blackboxes are around, the

• (happy variant) easier it is to train new people and the less mental burden there is on existing staff
• (sad variant) easer it is to fire people.