If they didn’t want people to be shitty to them, they shouldn’t be poor. Karens are the real victim, here.

Well, even farther from collapse, then, I guess.

It would be nice, but I don’t think the Israeli apartheid regime is anywhere close to being on its last legs. Maybe Netanyahu is, at least, and having him no longer able to incite mass extermination events to remain in power would be a positive.

I played so much Runescape on that keyboard. The actual old school Runescape, where your character was a shitty little sprite.

Is that a motherfuckin Compaq Presario 5000 keyboard?

“Someone did this bad thing”

“WHy WerEN’t You tHerE iN PeRSoN?”

Cunt.

Except the monkeys have bazookas, so collateral damage is highly likely.

I’ll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?

“You guys know it’s impossible for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, right? Do you yokels not know how to decipher an analogy?”

P.S. If anyone ever throws the “It was the name of a gate in Jerusalem” at you, those kinds of gates are called wicket gates and were not invented until about 1000 years after the Gospels were written. The verse means what it plainly says: it’s impossible.

Comfort hunter is a very snobbish and entitled way to refer to someone offering their time and effort to you.

And wait, was the 2nd post ‘liked’ by the first poster?

Looks like it. You distribute it across the bread.

How do we know OP isn’t a lizard person trying to throw us off their scent?

Correlation =/= causation. She might be black out drunk.

Is it just me, or is NaCl a little too quiet?

Now THAT’S hot. Probably. It’s definitely dry.

He deserves a glamour shot a lot more than most of the people who get one.

Somewhere, sometime (everywhere, at all times), a fifth dimensional being is laughing at everyone who saw this while at work, including me.

If you bought your computer after 2010, there’s most likely no reason to throw it out.

Frist of all, how dare yo u

My body lawn is a machine that turns non-dandelions into dandelions.

Whats a Bat-hroom do? Does she keep it on her utility belt?