Do you stan Leo or Patrick?

I hate Karens! Wait… Noooooo!

Thanks, Obama…

I think it’s a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

“Slow down, this ain’t the mainland!”

Does that mean they can bite into the ice cream without their teeth hurting?!

Shout out to lemmy.sdf.org I’ve been a happy camper on this instance. Fair warning, they are not defederated from the typical lists, so you are responsible for curating your feed

Mmm, f*g newtons

Wow, thanks for the memories. I waded through the Nazis to get my shitposts on Voat, now I wade through the tankies to get my shitposts here. Reality is a wild and magical thing, isn’t it?

Haha ew gross 💀

I can’t summon my pals in palworld by chucking the sphere any more, thanks to Nintendo patenting that game mechanic

Ah, so satisfying

Probably depends on if they are homosapiens or not. My guess is if they aren’t, they’ll be treated like any other animal and put in a cage

AR-10 and a fishing rod

The silver

Not nearly enough? How many homeless people were in this guy’s town?!

Is it colloidal?

My experiment is working to plan

Wow, you sound much smarter and seem to have so much more self control than all of those dumb people getting addicted to their phones.